I want to thank everybody who entered this contest. I think it was the toughest competition of all...SO many funny ones! But my panel (composed of my son and me) unanimously chose the same caption.
Submitted by Brooke Taylor, it is:
"Stop looking at my butt."
Because that's, of course, exactly where your eyes go in an astonishing, "How can he DO that?"
And for the record, a version of that line appears as an ill-fated pick-up line in my book, How to Hook a Hottie. So for me, it had added significance!
Brooke, please e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org, and we'll discuss your prize!