We Have a Winner!
I loved all the responses, and it was hard to choose one winner, but this one made me LOL:
After the Old Woman exploded, these were the only recognizable remains of her last meal.
So congrats to Wendy Toliver!
Wendy, contact me through MySpace or firstname.lastname@example.org with a mailing address, please!
And to everyone else, stay tuned, more Friday giveaways coming soon!