Caption It!
We're running a contest this weekend to caption the following picture:
Is that cute or what?
The winner can choose between receiving a signed copy of my book, How to Hook a Hottie or Kelly's book, Graffiti Girl.
Post your captions in our comments before Sunday, March 16 at 6 pm Pacific Time to be eligible, and be sure to check back to learn the winner.
And here's a caption from me to start:
"Got towel?"
And from Kelly:
"Um, I know you're a dolphin and I'm a dog, but I think we can give dating a chance. I mean, I like water."
Good luck!
I just need one last kiss, because Darlin' this ain't going to work.
ReplyDeleteDolphin: If you stare into my eyes I can make your dreams come true.
Dog: (chanting) make me a dolphin, make me a dolphin err scratch that...turn into a dog, turn into a dog!
adkinsc123@lycos.com
When using online dating sites alwas ask for a picture!
ReplyDeleteWhy am I wearing this Flea collar when what I really need is a Dolphin collar!
ReplyDeleteDog: Let's see whose nose is more wet!
ReplyDeleteDOG: you know what? you just really smell WEIRD.
ReplyDeleteSo where'd you put my bone again?
ReplyDeleteThese are great! Keep 'em coming!
ReplyDeleteDolphin: Now you give me back that fish you took, furry thing, or you'll be one sorry puppy.
ReplyDelete-Samantha
Everyone's doing great! This is fun!
ReplyDeleteWhat sign are you?
ReplyDeleteThe real reason for a dog's wet nose.
ReplyDeleteMusic swells and swanky voice croons: Strangers in the tub, exchanging glances. Dooby, dooby, doo.
ReplyDeleteP.S. My daughter laughed hysterically at this picture and said "That's so funny." She's 4.
Dolphin: Yeah this is better, this relationship should work. Dogs have such positive qualities, there loyal and man's best friend. I just hope he doesn't have flees!
ReplyDeleteUmm..why are we touching noses again? I know there was a reason but I just can't remember what.
ReplyDeleteWarning: May attract other breeds!
ReplyDeleteMegan, so glad we made your 4 year-old laugh!
ReplyDeleteAnd wonderful comments, everyone...keep 'em coming...
When Eskimo kissing jumps species, everything goes awry.
ReplyDeleteDolphin: You have really pretty eyes...
ReplyDelete-Grace
Dolphin: Get outta my way, Pooch. I've got an audition at Sea World.
ReplyDelete(dolphin)- What's happen hot stuff?!
ReplyDelete(dog)- What did I say about watching Sixteen Candles?
(dolphin)- Sixteen Candles is not as cool as Jaws!
(dog)- Good Boy =)
-Chelsea
When does ATTACK!
ReplyDelete(dog)- BOO!
(dolphin)- Was that suppose to scare me?
(dog)- Well...yah. Did it work?
(dolphin)- (Thinks about it and rolls his eyes.) Yah, you scared the water out of my pool.
-Chelsea
Dolphin: What? I dig hairy guys.
ReplyDeleteDolphin: You kiss alot better than that cat that was just here. She kissed me like I was dinner!
ReplyDeleteThe new millennium version of "You've gotta kiss a lot of frogs. . ."
ReplyDelete(dog)- I can't believe that stupid cat dared us to kiss!
ReplyDelete(dolphin)- Stop your complaining and let's get it over with.
(dog&dolphin)- 3....2....1!
-Chelsea
Dog-*licks the dolphins face, trying to kiss the dolphin*
ReplyDeleteDolphin-Yeah, this isn't going to work.
Dolphin: You know, he's really a good kisser but with dogs you never know were their mouth's been.
ReplyDeleteDog: I hate staring contests, how will I ever win.
ReplyDeleteDolphin: You won't, you mangy mut!
Dolphin: This is the best idea Flipper has ever come up with!
ReplyDeleteDog: I agree. No wonder everyone loves Lassie so much! He's SO smart!
"Um, this is awkward." The dog says. "That's it. I'm never going on another blind date again."
ReplyDeleteThanks everyone! According to my clock, it is now 6 pm PST, and our contest is officially "closed." Please check in tomorrow to see who we declare the winner!
ReplyDeleteP.S. My son just walked by my computer and suggested:
ReplyDelete"Hi honey, I'm home."
And while family is excluded from prize winning--and he missed the deadline--I thought it was cute enough to post. :)